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The above exchange is little more than asking for a phone number, but the execution is novel.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong 17.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.